[one relatively peaceful day, Lan Wangji arrives home to find the house...quiet. and clean. which is unusual, to say the least. the first place he might check is the garden, which is empty; he needn't check the kitchen or the workroom when no strange smells or noises are coming from them, so the next place he might check is the bedroom.

which is locked when he tries the door.]

Uhm! Don't come in! I'm. Naked?

[his voice sounds higher pitched than usual.]