[he is lacking a penis at the moment, so it isn't immediately apparent physically, but watching Lan Wangji shamelessly lean in and kiss along the soft new curves of his body makes him unspeakably hot. a shiver runs through him; the excessive layers of robes slide off from the pure need to let his flushed skin cool, pooling around his wrists and into his lap, leaving him exposed for Lan Wangji's viewing pleasure.]

...Have you been reading some forbidden texts, Lan Er-Gongzi? I don't know where else you could have learned how to seduce a pure young maiden.