[that wasn't what he asked for but in a way it also works. he wiggles one arm out from underneath them and rests it on the back of Lan Wangji's head. with uncharacteristic hesitance he starts running his fingers through Lan Wangji's hair, stopping every so often to pull out an undiscovered leaf or feather from his chicken-thieving adventures]
Lan Zhan, I want to know another secret. You can't fall asleep until you answer my question.
[he's quiet for too long, really. it's only a few minutes, but they feel stretched out as he works himself up to ask the question. and even then, it comes out in a mumble]
he's stuck underneath him, unable to move, and eventually falls asleep fuming at himself for trying to get anything out of Lan Wangji while drunk. we're never trying that again]
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Wei Ying.
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All right, I won't say anymore. You were kind enough to share a secret with me, I shouldn't tease you about it.
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lunges at him]
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[he tries to dodge but just ends up falling over]
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No wife.
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No wife? Just me? Are you sure that's a good idea? What if I try to take advantage of you?
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Just you.
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Lan Zhan, I'm going to get the wrong idea if you say things like that.
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Only Wei Ying.
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...What do you--
[stops himself and gives Lan Wangji a small push]
Let me get up. How am I supposed to ask you questions like this? Aren't you embarrassed?
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Lan Zhan, I want to know another secret. You can't fall asleep until you answer my question.
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What...do you think of me?
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I...to you...
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[and that's when he passes out entirely]
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he's stuck underneath him, unable to move, and eventually falls asleep fuming at himself for trying to get anything out of Lan Wangji while drunk. we're never trying that again]