[texting post]

[one_note]

Lan Wangji 蓝忘机
36 / M / Gusu

<span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/ScI5Hsw.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"><b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> failed to match with you! <b>(ERROR: USER ALREADY MATCHED)</b></span> MATCH

<lj-raw><span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/P3gZl1b.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"> <b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> sent you a message! <blockquote style="border-left:5px solid #ddd;padding:0 0 0 10px;"> Message_content </blockquote></span></lj-raw> MESSAGE

<span style="font-family:century gothic,helvetica,arial,sans-serif;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/w2B4FYG.png" style="height:20px;margin:0 5px -4px 0;"><b style="color:#e75480;">YOUR NAME</b> sent you a flirt!</span> FLIRT

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Comments

[weiyingdown]

WHY DID YOU TELL HIM

[one_note]

In an emergency, he will come here, or I will fetch him.

[weiyingdown]

Wei Wuxian is typing...

Wei Wuxian is typing...

Wei Wuxian is typing...

if he sneaks in while we're doing something he shouldn't see then you have to take responsibility for it

[one_note]

Why was he asking?

[weiyingdown]

something about sneaking in to throw me into the fountain. I told him that he didn't know where I lived, and so of course he asked you! that means he really didn't know before he tried to call my bluff though!

[one_note]

Ridiculous.

I will protect you.

[weiyingdown]

I can take him. it's the intrusion I mind!

[wei wuxian he has not even broken in yet]

[one_note]

He still avoids me physically.

[weiyingdown]

that's a point in my favor. don't let him drag me out of bed, Lan Zhan! he might be scared off if he sees you.

[one_note]

Why would he drag you?

[weiyingdown]

I didn't say anything that wasn't true!

but I may have teased him a little. he shouldn't take it so personally.

[one_note]

Wei Ying.

[weiyingdown]

he did it right back, so if you're going to scold me then you have to scold him too.

[one_note]

I am not scolding.

[weiyingdown]

Lan Zhan, you're supposed to scold me and then I say "kyaaa Hanguang-jun please forgive me and punish me as you see fit" and then you have your way with me




it doesn't work as well when you're not in the house and it's through text. where are you? I can come seduce you in person

[one_note]

[. . . . . . . . . . .]

I am near the library.

[weiyingdown]

a library is an excellent place for seduction. good choice!

[HE COMIN]

[one_note]

[he is perusing a book outside the library, calm and austere. ideal seduction conditions(???)]

[weiyingdown]

[IDEAL!! he sneaks up behind him with just enough stealth that it's almost like he's trying not to be noticed.

he leans in and blows on Lan Wangji's ear]

[one_note]

[it flushes, a little

Lan Wangji reaches up with the hand not holding the book, slides it firm into Wei Wuxian's hair, and turns his head to kiss him thoroughly]

[weiyingdown]

[kisses back with a smile, a light hand tilting Lan Wangji's chin up for easier access. a soft bundle of flowers brush against Lan Wangji's cheek at some point when his eyes are closed]

[one_note]

[opens his eyes when the kiss breaks, calmly, to see Wei Ying and whatever foliage he might be carrying]

[weiyingdown]

[it is a beautiful bouquet of blue and white flowers--blue orchids, morning glories, bachelor's button, camellias and Queen Anne's Lace. he presents the entire arrangement of flowers to Lan Wangji with a flourish]

For you.

[one_note]

...

[oh






takes it]

Wei Ying.

[weiyingdown]

[gives him another feather light kiss on the lips before leaning over to take his book out of his hand]

What are you reading?