I can't believe you have the face to say that when you've already broken plenty of rules.
[fake sulking in that way where he is not actually complaining. he does sweep Lan Wangji's hair over one shoulder and start twisting strands around until it vaguely resembles a very messy flower]
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Don't do too much of that or I'll want to keep you.
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[fake sulking in that way where he is not actually complaining. he does sweep Lan Wangji's hair over one shoulder and start twisting strands around until it vaguely resembles a very messy flower]
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I know. Never that one. Don't listen to my teasing if it's going too far, hmm? I'm too used to Lan Zhan offering up punishment if I push things.
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Not too far.
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You're too good to me, even when I'm spouting nonsense.
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It is not.
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I didn't have to do handstands while writing the rules, though.
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[deliberately obtuse]
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